WILLY: I never in my life whistled in an elevator! And who in the business world thinks IвЂ™m crazy? BIFF: I didnвЂ™t mean it like that, Pop. BIFF (as though to laugh Willy out of it): Yeah, but you do, Pop.

Bernard does not whistle in the elevator, I assure you. A carpenter is allowed to whistle! a willy msuk lg smbil ndgerin, nyaut WILLY: Even your grandfather was better than a carpenter. BIFF: I donвЂ™t care what they think! TheyвЂ™ve laughed at Dad for years, and you know why? Because we donвЂ™t belong in this nuthouse of a city! We should be mixing cement on some open plain or - or carpenters. The trouble with you in business was you never tried to please people. (Kneeling in front of her, in a fever of self-reproach.) ItвЂ™s just - you see, Mom, I donвЂ™t fit in business. (She is bent over in the chair, weeping, her face in her hands.) Biff, I swear to God! Biff, his life is in your hands! HAPPY (to Biff): How do you like that damned fool! BIFF (kissing her): All right, pal, all right. How can I insult him that way? I donвЂ™t know what to do. But, when he comes home, I put it back where it was. BIFF: Did you have it taken off? LINDA: Every day I go down and take away that little rubber pipe. HAPPY: No kidding! LINDA: I know and sure enough, on the bottom of the water heater thereвЂ™s a new little nipple on the gas pipe.

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